Professor Molenium

Need to break the ice? Try a chemistry joke...

Blog Post created by Professor Molenium on Jan 31, 2014

"Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon"


Networking can be intimidating sometimes, but it can be fun too. Sometimes the most important skill is communicating is listening and being relaxed around new people. Need to break the ice with someone you just met at the national meeting? Try a little good-natured scientific humor. I was goofing off at the office and compiled this list of chemistry joke resources that might be helpful. Please feel free to add your own or links to funny stuff. See you in Dallas!


Here are some of my favorites:


Peroxide Joke

Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first chemist says, "I'll have H2

." The second chemist says, "I'll have an H2O too."... and he died.


Ion Riddle

What did one charged atom say to the other? I've got my ion you.


Joke Why Chemists Are Great

Why are chemists so great at solving problems? Answer: Because they have all the solutions. tm

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